It's Carrie.
Twenty-three years old. Graduate student. Loves baseball, hockey and marching bands. Plays soul-sucking role-playing games and Pokemon.
Reblogged from mostflogged
do you know how much i love crabs they’re so cute and tiny and aggressive they’ll fight anything no matter how big it is, that arms open thing he’s doing at those people?? that’s crab for COME AT ME I’LL FUCK YOU UP CUNT
and this is exactly why you don’t fuck with people from baltimore. our diet is crabs and natty boh. we have consumed aggression and rage for our entire lives. it has become us.
(Source: baratender)
Reblogged from oliviazira
Bill Nye is my favorite
Dawkins needs to get over himself
Bam. Dawkins is a jerk.
How can anybody be that hostile to Bill Nye. Look at him. It’s like Bill Nye’s innate goodness and love for humanity and science is repelling him.
But it’s impossible to not love Bill Nye
Bill Nye is a perfect person.
(Source: scienceing)
Reblogged from bitchitrice
RELEVANT TO HUMANITY
Relevant to tumblr.
Relevant to existence.
screams this from the top of the matterhorn
Reblogged from oliviazira
All I want is an episode of My Little Pony where the antagonist is male pony with a fedora cutie mark who goes around harassing everyone for pursuing their own interests instead of dating him and then the mane 6 use the elements of harmony to banish him to an actual place called the friendzone and where he is kept prisoner until he learns to appreciate having girls as friends and see them as actual people.
Reblogged from bearpigman
I don’t usually watch Kitchen Nightmares
but when I do everyone is fucking psycho
tHIS IS LIKE THE SCARIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN also yes good the comic
I LOVE THIS SHOW
reblogging this again because holy shit it’s so entertaining. You should see their facebook meltdown. It’s incredible.
