It's Carrie.

drivenbats: “What are you dressed as? Green Lantern Deadpool?...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:19:33 -0400

“What are you dressed as? Green Lantern Deadpool? Dead Lantern? Green Pool?”

“…I’m Ryan Reynolds…”

at Fan Expo 2012

Felicia's Melange: Star Trek Movie: SPOILERZZZZ

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:53:00 -0400

Felicia's Melange: Star Trek Movie: SPOILERZZZZ:

thisfeliciaday:

You are officially spoiled if you read below, NO COMPLAINTS!

Up front I will say I enjoyed this latest Star Trek movie a lot. It was super noisy, but enjoyable, beautifully executed, and I particularly like some of the secondary characters, Spock was excellent, etc etc. I just want to share an…

1. Uhura was an INCREDIBLY strong woman in this film, she had more than a few “nice scenes”.

2. Not every character can be the bad-ass. A SCIENCE OFFICER has no reason to have her “moment of strength” since, well, the Science Officers are essentially lab junkies, typically not trained in hand-to-hand combat or weaponry. If you went into NASA and held a scientist at gun-point, they probably wouldn’t have the ability to do more than just stand there, they’re not suddenly going to be this “SUPER KUNG FU MASTER” or whatever it is that you’re expecting.

3. Movies that came out in the past couple years alone that feature exclusively women: Resident Evil with Mila Jonavich, Gwenyth Paltrow on Iron Man 3, Jennifer Lawrence on The Hunger Games, Leslie Mann for This Is 40, Les Miserables (which had THREE official posters featuring exclusively ladies), The Great Gatsby (also had multiple ladies-only features), hell, even STAR TREK:INTO DARKNESS, ITSELF.

I’m all for equal women’s rights, and we ladies being able to “DO STUFF”, but this is just a pretty unfair criticism imo. I get what she’s saying to a lesser extent, and most of the world as we know it currently is a man’s world, but jesus christ, not everything has to turn into an “us versus them” spiel.

I can feel my inbox trembling already.

^^^^^ THIIIIIIS THIS THIS THIS god. Uhura’s not one of the headlining characters, get the fuck over it? What Alanna said: she’s a lab rat, she’s HIGHLY UNLIKELY to come in and start punching things and causing explosions, so when she does get some tiny piece of the action, what more do you fucking want? I GET the argument but I really don’t think it applies? Star Trek has ALWAYS been the Kirk and Spock show, why would they change it and outrage the fanbase after howevermany years? I’M A WOMAN AND I DON’T EVEN CARE WHAT SHE DID OH MY GOD

ohcorny: weepinduo

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:35:07 -0400

ohcorny:

weepinduo

bitchitrice: well oh

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:07:12 -0400

bitchitrice:

well

mostflogged: do you know how much i love crabs they’re so cute...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:33:10 -0400

mostflogged:

do you know how much i love crabs they’re so cute and tiny and aggressive they’ll fight anything no matter how big it is, that arms open thing he’s doing at those people?? that’s crab for COME AT ME I’LL FUCK YOU UP CUNT

and this is exactly why you don’t fuck with people from baltimore. our diet is crabs and natty boh. we have consumed aggression and rage for our entire lives. it has become us.

ducktapebunny: spotters-guide: barbeauxbot: deducecanoe: ruth...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:27:46 -0400

ducktapebunny:

spotters-guide:

barbeauxbot:

deducecanoe:

ruthpower:

Bill Nye is my favorite

Dawkins needs to get over himself

Bam. Dawkins is a jerk.

How can anybody be that hostile to Bill Nye. Look at him. It’s like Bill Nye’s innate goodness and love for humanity and science is repelling him.

But it’s impossible to not love Bill Nye

Bill Nye is a perfect person.

bitchitrice: derych: brucefuckingbanner: mishasminions: RELEV...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:26:56 -0400

bitchitrice:

derych:

brucefuckingbanner:

mishasminions:

RELEVANT TO HUMANITY

Relevant to tumblr.

Relevant to existence.

screams this from the top of the matterhorn

hermione-ganja: All I want is an episode of My Little Pony where the antagonist is male pony with a...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:22:41 -0400

hermione-ganja:

All I want is an episode of My Little Pony where the antagonist is male pony with a fedora cutie mark who goes around harassing everyone for pursuing their own interests instead of dating him and then the mane 6 use the elements of harmony to banish him to an actual place called the friendzone and where he is kept prisoner until he learns to appreciate having girls as friends and see them as actual people.

Photo

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:21:37 -0400

usoppsass: IM GONANa FuCkiNG PEE MY PAN t s cry

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:18:36 -0400

usoppsass:

IM GONANa FuCkiNG PEE MY PAN t s

cry

Photo

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:55:54 -0400

literally my exact reaction

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:35:59 -0400

literally my exact reaction

outofthecavern: manafromheaven: emlikesthis: prouverily: I...

Thu, 16 May 2013 15:42:46 -0400

outofthecavern:

manafromheaven:

emlikesthis:

prouverily:

I don’t usually watch Kitchen Nightmares

but when I do everyone is fucking psycho

tHIS IS LIKE THE SCARIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN also yes good the comic

I LOVE THIS SHOW

reblogging this again because holy shit it’s so entertaining. You should see their facebook meltdown. It’s incredible.

Photo

Wed, 15 May 2013 19:59:37 -0400

These two

Tue, 14 May 2013 15:35:21 -0400

white-clovers:

Are totally just friends

And aren’t obviously gay for each other

like

not

at

all

muertosiro: battroid: takeawaygirl: thegreatdesutree: Unfortu...

Tue, 14 May 2013 12:00:20 -0400

muertosiro:

battroid:

takeawaygirl:

thegreatdesutree:

Unfortunately, this is a real restaurant and that is a real response. Their page was not hacked and thus trolled (that I know of). The owners are just really crazy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6LY7TJ16pg

holy FUCK watch that video

i just watched that video (and the part 2). unbelievable

I just watched both parts. OH MY FUCKING GOD. The most disgusting people in the universe.

I sincerely hope they go completely under, wow.

latenightjimmy: Arrested Development fans: Portia de Rossi is...

Tue, 14 May 2013 01:10:59 -0400

latenightjimmy:

Arrested Development fans: Portia de Rossi is on the show tonight!

agentgraham: #no one is more frustrated with the state of the...

Tue, 14 May 2013 01:07:48 -0400

agentgraham:

#no one is more frustrated with the state of the human condition than steve harvey is

Progress photo, ignore my dad’s sandals in the sink...

Sun, 12 May 2013 23:57:01 -0400

Progress photo, ignore my dad’s sandals in the sink because I don’t know what they’re doing there either. Jumpsuit’s almost done, just gotta get the zipper in there and paint the numbers on it (101 OBVIOUSLY), and then tea-stain the shit out it because I want to look as though I’ve been walking through irradiated water and whatnot.

I’m gonna make it fit a little bit better but I have no interest in making it all that form-fitting because uh, it’s the nuclear apocalypse? That shit isn’t gonna fit you that well. Everything is scavenged and recycled and your ass won’t look good. So I’m not worried about that. (It’s made out of denim if anyone is interested. I know that they’re technically supposed to be leather but fuck that noise.)

Gonna TRY and make the armored version for Anime Boston but I’m not sure if I’ll have time.

Also I used a pattern for onesie pajamas to make this and I think that’s hilarious.

glitchkid: yep

Sun, 12 May 2013 00:09:10 -0400

glitchkid:

yep